Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Miss Singapore Universe 2006


Miss Singapore Universe 2006 is here.
It's down to the final 18 contestants.
I wonder who will win this year?
Do keep me updated guys.

There's this old joke about Miss Singapore pageant,
it still cracks me up whenever I read it LOL


One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representatives were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

Judge : The first question is: Name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss S'pore : LADIO
Judge : No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'.

I'm going to give you 2 more chances; the next question is:
Name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'.
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss S'pore : LABBIT

Judge : No, Rabbit does not start with the letter 'L'.
I'm going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you're disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'.
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss S'pore, with full confidence, smiles and says : LULIAN!

This is not the end of the story, The judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter L, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge : Okay, the final question is, name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss S'pore : LAN JIAO (penis in hokkien)

....they did ask another question i remember....

"Name a famous designer brand starting with "L"
Miss USA : Longchamp
and the US crowd cheer!!!
Miss Msia : Lanvin
Mahathir and Badawi stands up and clap!
Miss Singapore : LORLEK! (rolex)

Lee Kwan Yew peed in his pants!

Posted by Belinda + Zee at 12:57 PM



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